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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby sensodyne » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:58 am

mad jealous that i cant cruise to a party with a 6 pack
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby JewTurk » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:03 am

Serious question, does ethnicity affect alcohol tolerance?

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apparently so, interesting.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby prawnzee » Tue Jul 15, 2014 5:24 am

uhh, 5'10 150lbs
to feel anything I guess I need around 8 beers
~20 is optimal

(depends how fast obviously)
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby CPV1 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:12 am

6'1 and 138 lbs. It all depends on stomach contents, speed, and tolerance but I'd say around six pints is like the perfect, happy, friendly, chilling-at-the-pub-with-mates amount.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:03 am

6'1 & 75kgs, totally depends. The other day I had a bottle of wine to myself and nothing happened, but last time I had a drink before dinner I was pretty drunk & it was only a 5% 350ml bottle :/.
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Re: she poeming me right nov

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:25 pm

I've filnuf the rheatd! You guyts ate so cooll! I kow I'm here tp learn and thats what mattyetss. All of you needw yo come to tohe darby o!gills neqr the place des terrrerraux. Youted all welcomr man its a cool place to hanf. This is awfol & ts appologsige in asdvanxz
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:25 pm

This was llutz vagg usiezsf
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby chilljin » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:28 pm

6'2 72kg and i can drink around 8 pints before i get really hammered

funnily enough though when i'm drunk I find my typing ability is never hindered like our friend @wikizuheltzer above.
It's like drunk chilljin decides that he wants all of his contacts to know he can still operate functionally
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:34 pm

18 year old zayg was such a poor drunk typist, then i realized that if you pay the fuck attention then typing is quite easy, even when tanked
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby missrowan » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:11 pm

the time that I was the most drunk I have ever been, it was at an underwear party and drunk me thought it would be a good idea to take of my bra. only drunk me was too drunk to figure out how.

the kind of dexterity required for typing and bra removal are nowhere to be found when hammered.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:15 am

Please help icge beeb sick z load lg tooes I don't know whezrd cougnuc on snymoyre i need savibg
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:19 am

I've made it to bed with the help of my bro. You are cool. I am sorry again. I am trying to sleep now good night
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:02 pm

My head :(
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:23 am

@rjbman

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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby Ques » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:49 am

I think I'm Michael cera from superbads character reincarnated because this girl that I like was texting me and getting really personal and she's drunk and I felt weird talking to her unless I was also drunk but then she dissipated and now I'm here and I'm drink and I've got this shitty bear in my hand that I don't even want
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby birdman caw » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:21 am

damn this town has some really fancy bars

one looks like a saloon where cowboys go to have shootouts but it's the future

another looks like a tavern where vikings go to pillage but it's the future

all these bars are from the future what gives
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:34 pm

gay bars make very strong drinks. i drink a lot of drinks when it's $5 wrist band for $1 drinks. I'm so hungover i can't move out of bed right now.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:31 pm

update: according to my roommate when I came home last night i managed to fall down our spiral staircase (thing is a death trap), get up, walk to my room. walk straight into my closed door because i didn't comprehend it was closed and then passed out halfway undressed with the lights on. sounds like i had a good night.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:57 pm

I'm writin' free verserse 'cause i think you're perverse
Not ure I've been asertive how i feel
Rhis id my expeririment
My statement of intent
Please let me lno how you feel
I want to bring you in
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby maj » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:38 am

i found a bank statement and my credit card by the toilet and judging by my phone history i spent my time trying to order a sweater while taking a shit last night before eventually my bank calling suspicious activity on my account, head hurts far too much.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby tomsfood » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:02 am

What sweater was it is the real question
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby maj » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:10 am

Image

this apparently.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby oldtrailmix » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:56 am

u guys ur geat, not sure bout the re st of the world tho
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:07 am

The fuck am I doing with my life rite now
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby yourdad » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:22 am

people always say x food is best drunk and an argument inevitably follows. calm down. all food is delicious when drunk
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bhajz » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:39 am

why can't u delete posts
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bhajz » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:49 am

why can't u delete posts
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:27 am

Looks like it was a solid drunken effort from everyone here last night. I'm with my uni mates in Warrington, its so jokes. There are so many clubs for such a small town. Already had complaints from the people below us in the Travel Lodge. Going to Liverpool in a couple of hours, going to feel like shit.

@stappard_ whats donk???
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby bhajz » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:07 am

why can't u delete posts
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby purkinje » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:28 am

edit: why can't we delete our own posts
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