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Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:07 pm
by WikiZuHeltzer
Night two in wazzer: we went aroknf a load of pkaces, warrinhton is so coo l man. Ponud drinks everywhere irsx amazing. Next qtop franxe at the end of august which is beuond likely yo br equalky as horrendous. Fuck q ducj

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:46 am
by missrowan
why is it that every tune in drunk I end up at mcdobaldsasss

yall are great I love yall ugh

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:14 am
by silvaeri
I just jniated new people to my design fraternity and now a few of is are real drunk in an awesome suburban home and I love life right now

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:21 am
by silvaeri
Feeling slightly less love towards people right now. Babysitting two young drunks who haven't learned to handle their liquor yet. I love them, but damn did they mess up my lovely host's house and are currently sleeping semi soundly in the cellar bathroom

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:07 am
by brlmski
poeming is the greatest way to reconnect with old friends via text or fb message or snapchat or whatever.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:53 pm
by darfest
So I got drunk tonight with a few of my friends and I started thinking of this thread and all of you guys and this summer and summer is one of those times where nothing really matters to me and I do nothing and it's all really strange and stuff. I mean I don't really read a lot of the stuff going on here during the summer and whatever but I still like you and I hope you'll have me when the summer is over or whatever. I like all of you xoxo. also when I was riding my bike today I hit a bumblebee and it hit me right in my chest ( I was wearing my limit linen so it was really slutty) right on my bare chest and it hurt and it still stings a lot I hope he's allright tho. love goes out to all the bulmbenbees

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:46 pm
by seth83292
everyone in berlin is so friendly (smiling))))))

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:24 pm
by zayg
getting drunk tonight

yes

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:51 am
by purkinje
missrowan wrote:why is it that every tune in drunk I end up at mcdobaldsasss

yall are great I love yall ugh


there's this one guy at my mcdonalds and he looks kinda spider webby like a deatheater or something with this long whispy grey hair and Jeff Mangum-esque features and is super skinny and I would go every night some weeks (in the summer) usually drunk or high or a mix of such and he would stare me down, either at the window or outside on an oft-utilized smoke break, and it would scare the shit out of me. I felt like no one else saw him. Last night we had a conversation with him and he's 29 and is trying to try every brand of cigarettes in the world and has two kids that he's trying to support with a night shift mcddonalds job and that they're going into the ninth grade. People, man. Man, people.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:20 am
by exprof
apologizing for my lack of knowledge of american geography after a couple beers

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:26 am
by silvaeri
i met a really fucking cool girl from tinder and now she's going back to southern california in a few days. :(

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:54 am
by sidewalk
polo

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:54 am
by sidewalk
I work for a corporation.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:59 am
by ramseames
"I work for a company that works for a company that works for an oil company"

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:20 am
by ramseames
It's 12:19 and I've already been heading home from the bar since like 12:05. No one stays out late anymore, seriously tho...

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:35 am
by popcorn
I'm in a band*

*of rag-tag internet cool kids on a mission to dress like a side character in Seinfeld.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:48 am
by SteevMike
BAR HAS COMPLIMENTARY MILK AND COOKIES AFTER MIDNIGHT

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:16 am
by oldtrailmix
bowl of chicken soup and pictures of karen gillan pretty good hangover cure

edit: oh god nevermind

it wasn't you karen it was the soup

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:31 pm
by vgtbls
Threw a hammer off a porch and almost hit a group of freshman girls

Ran home holding the hammer at 3 am and got stopped by the cops

good times

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:52 pm
by rjbman
Did you get a ticket or anything?

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:00 pm
by vgtbls
Nope. Conversation went like this:

Her: Where are you coming from?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Where are you going?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Is... is that a hammer?
Me: Ohhh... yeah. Me and some friends were pulling up a carpet in my house
(NOTE: This is true, but that was before playing stump for two hours)
Her: ................
Me: I'm gonna put it in my backpack.
Her: Okay.

And then she drove away

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:57 am
by SteevMike
A local weatherman said he was going to slap me.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:00 am
by torukun
I am drinking a Czech liquor that tastes like chai tea. It's good. I'm wondering if I can get it in Montreal.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:38 am
by torukun
Image

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:09 am
by sidewalk
polo

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:24 pm
by maj
Shit drunk people who get argumentative, annoying and insist on telling people how drunk they are or how many they've drunk and ruin any banter going. Horrid.

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:22 pm
by maj
Fucking now carrying him home, I swear if he throws up on my Maggy h I will leave him in the road

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:26 pm
by maj
Walk him 45 minutes home after he's done rolling on the floor, magically sobers up when he gets to his door now I'm left with a 2 hour walk when I was offered a lift but didn't want to leave him in the street. Fuck him

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:21 pm
by ramseames
you did the right thing though bro

Re: she poeming me right now

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:15 pm
by missrowan
as fuckin promised i am buzy gettib smashd at dis wedding and dessery hasny even been served uet

what an i doing with my life and also why am i mot at mcdonaldsaa