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Clarks Dessert Boots, Burberry Pie, and Jil Coriander

Postby IsaiahSchafer » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:36 pm

"Designers and Brands as Food" Thread.

Puns, what each designer would make, what collaborations would look like, what a designer probably eats, all here.

I thought this may be more off-topic, but then I though this sort of explores how fashion influences other aspects of life and may help provide a "Explain Like I'm 5" explanation of some designers via food analogies (with some other stuff too). I'm having fun already.
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:54 pm

I feel that Todd Synder would be a sort of tomato soup- comfy and good on an overcast day
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:55 pm

OurLegacy would be a sashimi because they're great but not for everybody
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:56 pm

Patrik Ervell would be a chicken burrito bowl. Healthy, creative and pretty to look at
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Postby blanket » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:38 pm

Uniqlo is rice

Muji is also rice, but short-grained pearl rice

CdG Play is an overpriced plate of novelty heart-shaped rice
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:41 pm

J crew is a chicken sandwich. Safe and good until you just want some fucking avocado on it.
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Postby Ques » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:44 pm

APC feels like steak-frites to me
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Postby IsaiahSchafer » Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:03 pm

Rick owens, inspired by the Big Mac (Royale with Cheese elsewhere, I hear) took to playing on what we consider to be "hamburgers". The GeoMcBasket, instead of three pieces of bread and two pieces of meat has five and four respectively. While the bun (what we would consider to be the "standard" way to present hamburgers) are actually raw pieces of dough hewn into shape by his bare hands. The hamburger patties themselves are so large they start to sag over the sides and drape over one another. There's no condiments added, but many people like to spice it up with the competing restaurant- Orange Julius_7- and their spin on condiments. The hamburger costs 95$ and triggerdisk posts black and white pictures of him rubbing his face with it- almost how Rick envisioned it being used, but not quite there- every so often on instagram.
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Postby AmericanPie » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:13 am

APC is sliced white bread from an expensive grocery store.

Too literal?
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Postby une_impasse » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:28 am

Versace is the entire Cheesecake Factory menu
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Postby kyung » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:30 am

cav empt is astronaut ice cream

you shouldn't go out of your way to buy it but you enjoy the novelty of it anyway
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Postby BIGBEE » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:00 am

wtaps is an MRE with a bunch of corny slogans on the packaging
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Postby BobbyZamora » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:13 am

SLP is a salad, no dressing.
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:24 am

Gap is a chocolate chip cookie- very good but somewhat of a food that everybody goes to
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:25 am

Band of Outsiders is a Twinkie. Beautiful and lets us experience the "good old days"
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:28 am

Dries Van Noten is a guacamole. Looks unappealing to some people, but to the people that love mexican food, it's a staple and can be changed with many variables- peppers, cilantro, salt, amount of avocado. Etc
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Postby bels » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:36 am

Palace is pre Jamie's school dinners school dinner

Margaret is allotment grown veg with fancy sausages from the market

Peir wu is a steamed up London noodle bar

Old town is Norfolk stuffed crab
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Postby ramseames » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:34 pm

heckawheel wrote:Supreme is pizza, almost everybody likes it.



nah preme is eggs benny at that really hype brunch place that's kinda out of the way and if you don't show up right at 11 you'll never get a table
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Postby mahi-mahi » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:20 pm

LL Bean is a burger. Dressed up or down, it's american all the way baby
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Postby Suquida » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:04 pm

Acne is a clean plate of filet mignon tartare (with a side of surströmming for some reason)

Refined but still distinctly (often weirdly) Swedish
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Postby hirokinakamura » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:43 pm

EG is a japadog. Classic american food with quirky japanese twist.
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Postby hirokinakamura » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:19 pm

WvB is a penis-shaped vegan cake
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Postby alby » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:56 pm

Band of Outsiders would be 'I can't believe it's not butter.' margarine
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Postby mahi-mahi » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:09 am

Rick Owens is a pudding
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Postby bels » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:27 am

ramseames wrote:
heckawheel wrote:Supreme is pizza, almost everybody likes it.



nah preme is eggs benny at that really hype brunch place that's kinda out of the way and if you don't show up right at 11 you'll never get a table


Supreme is Shake Shack. Incredibly hype five years ago, queues round the corner and you probably shouldn't take a date there if you're over 25.

(no idea what the current state of shake shake ny queues is)
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Postby can- » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:03 pm

dior hommebrew
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Postby can- » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:03 pm

dior homme fries
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Postby finolino » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:46 pm

nasir mazhar is a chocolate sprinkle dipped ice cream cone with one scoop superman and one scoop cotton candy

raf simons is the extra mac and cheese you stole from behind the counter and put on your tray when the lunch lady wasn't looking

levi's is ketchup
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Postby freddy » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:56 pm

Junya Wasabi.
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Postby freddy » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:00 pm

Maison Marshmellow Margarine
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