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Postby RycePooding » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:05 am

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Re: poop thoughts

Postby alby » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:29 pm

how did i get this hole in my boxers
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby RycePooding » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:00 pm

Sometimes it feels like I'm exercising demons
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby brlmski » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:04 pm

poopy jorts
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby earthonator » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:51 pm

why is it so mwch easier to roll the toilet paper towards you than a a away
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby thecanadiancook » Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:13 pm

I hope there are no large spiders in this bathroom.
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby odradek » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:21 pm

when we poop we objectify and alienate ourselves as poop. the poop confronts us as an alien object and it exists as a reified power over us because we see it as super gross. it is hygienic and healthy to poop, but also simultaneously disgusting. the inherent self-contradictions of our current mode of pooping suggests a higher form of pooping immanently and dialectically
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby Cowboy » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:25 pm

I don't really agree

The self doesn't consider the selfs poo as disgusting, but instead considers the idea of poop itself disgusting only in regards to other poopers, because it knows the adverts effects it would have when it came into contact with others poops,

So while we actually appreciate our own poops, we hate poop because we know it holds a danger.
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby CheerUpBrokeBoy » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:52 pm

the act of pooping is perfectly natural and healthy – poop itself is not

poop is gross by definition – it's waste product, everything too unhealthy/useless/unnecessary to continue to exist in our body's physiological system – and is thus expelled from the body on a regular basis

this is why our poop is seemingly more foul when we're sick (all that extra bacteria being ejected), or why people can get Hep C from eating fruit watered with contaminated shit-water
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby odradek » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:12 pm

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Re: poop thoughts

Postby yourdad » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:49 pm

i live for that empty feeling in my bowels after a good poo
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby Suquida » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:45 am

I can only imagine how much @sknss hates this thread

That being said does anyone have a flood of bad thoughts when they poop or am I strange
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby JonjoShelvey » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:39 pm

Ibuprofen will be the death of my intestines.

Before I was diagnosed with Crohns Disease I was pooping literally 15-30 times a day for about a week. I don't recommend that.
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby parastexis » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:19 pm

ever look at your poop and think "that's how much dick i could take?"
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby freddy » Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:43 pm

I personally stay on the pooper until my thighs are numb
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby freddy » Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:48 pm

No joke, I hold my poop for a massive poop just for that feel good poopy feeling
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby freddy » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:03 pm

i haven't used baby wipes in years
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby alby » Mon Nov 30, 2015 7:57 pm

baby wipes are overrated it just leaves me all moist and not in the fun way
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby RomanEmpire » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:57 pm

You can dry using toilet paper
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby RycePooding » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:24 pm

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Re: poop thoughts

Postby brlmski » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:27 am

my friend's been tweeting out the bristol stool scale of his poops for over two years.
https://twitter.com/dumpdates
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby mc-lunar » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:37 am

when i was a little kid (3rd grade is my best guess) i was in the car with my friend and we came up with the idea of a website where you could take pictures of your poop and other people would rate it. I wasn't quite clear on how the internet worked or anything like that so i'm retrospectively quite proud of that.

anyways, i was hanging out with some classmates, joking around about ideas for our next hackathon, and i threw that anecdote out there. someone decided they had to see if anyone else had built it, and lo and behold, it exists. [warning: pictures of poo.]
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby Ques » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:33 am

just had my first solid poop in weeks

felt so good
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby popcorn » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:38 am

The wisest man is he who can poop freely in a restroom with others.
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby RycePooding » Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:46 pm

I wanna build a poop journalling app called the log log
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby Cowboy » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:40 am

So much stuff to read and learn and I'm sitting here watching a buzzfeed video
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Re: poop thoughts

Postby freddy » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:30 am

Would be nice if public restrooms had USB charging outlets
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