"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i

[tomsfood]

Thread for when you get brutally owned.

Rules
1. It must be yourself getting owned
2. Owns must come from outside of caretags

[tomsfood]

8am, day of the box logo drop I was at the post office picking up my latest ukbay maharishi barg.

ME: Hi i'd like to pick up my package
60 Y.O. LADY WORKING COUNTER: ahh nice supreme hat, I bet you're in here picking stuff up a lot
ME: ..............

I got out of there before she could ask me if I bought a box logo

[e0d9n0b5]

worst was the time that zomby called me a melon on twitter after i reviewed his album

[e0d9n0b5]

wait that wasn't me that was badmanthony skengtano

[nope]

[maj]

Me, dressed in stylish jb1-S looking smug and utilising the famous acronym escape zip system in which I tug my zip upwards to undo my jacket: cool isn't it? (Raises eyebrows)

Mum, dressed in next and wondering what the fuck she gave birth tooo : is your zip broke?

Me sweating and wanting to be swallowed by the earth : bb..b ...I...b...I...but....

[nope]

[BIGBEE]

Bought the clean version of get rich or die tryin on accident

Didn't even know such a thing existed

[nope]

[maj]

me, happy full of life and joy for the world and spots a couple where one of them is wearing a casual co weir. i joyfully comment: oh wow that's the second weir i've seen this weekend!

them, pleased i've mentioned such a niche, key subculutral item and may share values: ah yeah they're very cool and hard to come by

me, smiling even more thinking i've made someones day talking about a product i have a huge amount of knowledge for and upcoming releases: the train ones drop soon!

them, agreeing: yes, who's your team?

me, sweating, fading in and out of conciousness and feeling sick wanting the world to swallow me: i.....iiiii..iii ......uhhh......b..b..bbb.uuuuu.ii...iiii

them scowling and walking off, the man looks at me in disgust.

[nope]

[bels]

Sitting at my desk in my old town unity suit, a colleague points at my chest and says:

"I want to get one of those"

"Oh this," I say "It's a wool jump suit I got it from this company based out of Norfolk, they're called Old Town? went to visit them and got sized up, been out a few times actually the owners know my mate, it looks like a jump suit but if you untuck it you can see it's two pieces? Everything is made to order in England, I've actually got another in cotton for summer---------"

"No i meant that thing you have on your id fob," He points again at my chest where I've clipped my ID fobto my breast pocket. "The spring loaded retracting thing, so you can pull the fob out to open a door and it coils back when you let go. "

Spoiler:

[nope]

[nope]

[CheerUpBrokeBoy]

either this thread is indication that we need a dril thread, or this is the c-t dril thread with a thin pretense

[ASTROCHIMP]

About to leave my house over spring break. Wearing the Supreme Foulard pattern work pants.

Mom "Those are some nice pajama pants.".

[rjbman]

first date last night - uniqlo u sweater, story laser rain cartographer pants

her: "so what are you into?"
me: "i've got a passion for fashion!" (cheesy i know)
her, laughing: "no, seriously"

[norman]

this thread is such a laugh

[BIGBEE]

just remembered this

when tomsfood met my gf. my gf told me Tom was better looking than me

[silvaeri]

[tomsfood]

new medium for owns: .docx revision comments

from my english prof “I can honestly say I could see you being a great write at Pitchfork”

[sknss]

The other day I went to the library to pick up a book for my boyfriend. I go to the self-checkout machine, which tells me that I owe 50p as late fees. Bit embarrassing but fine, I think, I'll deal with that later.

I scan the book and another message pops up: "You have been publicly shamed. See a member of staff."

I stood there in disbelief for a couple seconds. What kind of dystopian society do we live in?? So I fled the scene and ran home. That's when I realised that 'You have been publicly shamed' was the name of the book!

[griffin]

I handed the gas station clerk a 20 and said "can I get this on pump 6?". He looked back at me and said, " I don't know, can you?".