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Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:14 pm

It actually happened!!! I'm working in Westminster :D. Only 3 days a week for the moment but its a start!! Back on track to my dream job, with a bit of luck I'll be able to ditch the pub work soon!!
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Postby cormac » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:35 pm

found my old gameboy sp with sapphire in it, which I've had since age 7 or something. now playing it in the student center of my school listening to Death grips. This is nice
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Postby BIGBEE » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:03 pm

today is the day that "flaxsisters" moved from my internet vocabulary to my irl speaking vocabulary B)
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Postby cormac » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:54 pm

@Mippipopolous

I had the first three badges, with 3 Nintendo® Pocket Monsters™ in my party. I started again with torchic, makuhita, and numel. For some reason I taught my Combusken cut? Damn it old me

also I named one of my Nintendo® Pocket Monsters™ and forgot what it was until the day care lady asked me if I wanted them to raise donger
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Postby longjumps » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:36 pm

I spent the night in a D.C. hotel recently, these photos were hanging on the walls
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Postby cormac » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:28 pm

So glad I got a job again so I can eventually buy shit again
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby smiles » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:31 am

http://www.ejinsight.com/20150206-mainl ... hk-battle/

smh

One editor of the Students’ Union magazine Undergrad (學苑) – which came in for rebuke recently from Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying for advocating Hong Kong independence – said Eugenia deliberately tried to hide her Communist Youth League membership, and that her election bid may be a scheme orchestrated by Beijing’s Liaison Office to plant its ears and eyes in the Students’ Union.


it's a student union lol.

It seems a mainland identity, especially the Communist Youth League membership, is deemed as the “original sin” for students such as Eugenia and Cai.


people in hong kong are ridiculously racist when it comes to mainland people. and people from the mainland are caught in a double bind. they aren't allowed to be proud of being from china, and if you say you like hk more, people won't trust you.
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Postby BIGBEE » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:32 am

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I've been on this forum for like 6 months and I still mess up the sizing
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Postby BIGBEE » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:12 pm

I've had this song stuck in my head for like three days and I finally figured out what it was
it was Sword art op 1 lol
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Postby eufemism » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:10 pm

I also have 32 oz of hot sauce and True Detective on deck. I'm about to wild the fuck out
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby YoungCanoeist » Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:45 pm

A few months ago, in the fall, I noticed a familiar-looking, stylish young man in my school cafeteria. After a couple more sightings, I realized it was @oldtrailmix, and I had a beautiful opportunity cradled in my hands.

Months went by, and I hardly saw him. Or when I did, I was headed somewhere and couldn't spare a moment. He always looked calm and collected, sporting Stan Smiths and a contemplative focus.

Then, one dinner, I was walking slowly into the cove-like vegetarian station. Trailmix swiftly rounded my path and emerged right in front of me; it was time. Keeping my pace and centered attention, I caught him. I touched his shoulder, gaze directed elsewhere, at the menu.

"Have you ever tried the old trail mix?" I looked at him.

His awareness exploded like the expanding universe as he began to make sense of the situation. His eyes darted, left to right, then down my outfit and back to my face. I think his mouth opened in confusion. I grinned like a maniac. My hands shook like I just had my first kiss.

We exchanged some woahs and some laughs. He asked what website I was on, I said care-tags. He said right on. We bumped fists, we went separate ways. I'll see you again, trailmix. I'll see you again, in my dreams.
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Postby BIGBEE » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:57 pm

is this a fan fiction

I love it
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Postby BIGBEE » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:16 pm

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this online homework B)

PLUM
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby cormac » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:07 pm

I'm listening to Anal Cunt on $250 headphones

I feel like I've come full circle in some way
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Postby meatjacket » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:55 am

got hit on/ creeped on/ harassed on/ whatever by some 40+ dude today

instantly felt bad for anyone especially women who go through that daily. it was degrading and disgusting

:/
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Postby smiles » Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:32 am

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each for 20hkd (about 2.50 usd)!

bottom one is 2075 ready. Considering it was on the market from 1972-76.

still works! (hopefully). No batteries required and the shutter still functions so...
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Postby cormac » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:58 am

college snow day!!
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Postby brlmski » Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:23 pm

leak in my apartment bathroom greaaat
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Postby eufemism » Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:53 pm

i saw the prettiest girl at the gas station this morning


girls with really light blonde hair that is almost white are amazing.
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby missrowan » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:06 pm

so the dumb dude i went drinking/clubbing with on valentine's night got all possessive over this girl he was trying to score with even though I was being an a+ tit captain (for the @suquidas out there, that is the girl version of a wingman) and my dumb dude friend was like "rowan dON'T TRY TO STEAL HER i know you're into that" (multiple times followed by many glares interspersed through the night)

and i was like omg calm ur balls
  • a) how dare you
  • b) how dare you
    and also
  • c) dude stop just trying to smang it she won't sleep with you if she is uncomfortable and just thinks you're trying to bang her, she needs to have fun too and be convinced that you are not creepy because you have cool friends who are girls who are ok with hanging out around you from which she infers that you are not creepy and disgusting
    so i was just doing my part to make YOU look good by being fun and showing her that you are capable of having girl friends and not being a creepy weird shitdick
    but then you getting all gross and possessive and being like "ROWAN DON'T STEAL HER" basically just shot that all to shit, didn't it
  • and also d) fyi she isn't an object to steal idk if you got the memo on the whole girls being people with their own brains thing
  • and also e) i ain't going to say i was trying to steal her but if she does decide to ditch you then YOU CAN'T HATE A HBIC FOR PLAYING THE GAME BETTER SHE MADE HER CHOICE but
  • f) wouldn't have been down anyway ok she wasn't that attractive SRY BRO
    also
  • g) HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I'M A SHITTY FRIEND THAT WOULD INTERFERE WITH YOUR SCORE
in conclusion, get the fuck out of my face i ain't ever going out with you again you partypooping dustball
the end.

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Postby BIGBEE » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:40 pm

I'm only going to use the world "lol" when I really "lol"

new goal
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Postby RomanEmpire » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:24 am

missrowan wrote:no i think you should start saying lol irl instead of laughing


I had a friend that used to do that. With the occasional rofl and kek mixed in.
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Postby JewTurk » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:12 am

Dr. Dog reppin'

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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby quitter » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:08 am

i was @ my friend's house and he has cats and i took a bunch of pictures for snapchat and now i feel sad that i don't have pets of my own to obnoxiously spam snapchat with
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Postby prawnzee » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:15 pm

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kicking a hole in the bass drum is cool ;)
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby oldtrailmix » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:11 pm

@YoungCanoeist

imagine my shock
a young man - outfit on lock
comes in from behind
to blow my mind

a hand on my shoulder
nearly bowls me over-
into my ear this line he sticks:
ever try the old trailmix?

adrenaline washes over me in a rush
the rest of the world comes to a hush
the initial feeling of fright
soon turns to one of delight

he says he's finally found
this kid named trailmix he's been seeing around
tells me his name is young canoeist
and let me tell you he's one of the coolest

with a bump of the fist we find ourselves parting ways
with my skin going numb i slip into a daze
i take in his boots as he walks away
they radiate like the magic i experienced that day

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i earnestly wish
that we might have curated
a lovely selfie
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby alby » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:15 pm

listening to 45 rpm records at 33 speed is extremely satisfying
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby ballast » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:22 pm

if you guys remember those videos of that guy making miniature food-shaped candy, i found a guy who makes actual food in miniature, with a mini kitchen.

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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby BIGBEE » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:01 pm



My anime dance, I regret everything
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anime man on the right is the dance I was trying


E: reuploaded the video after deleting it because uhh embarrassment

I accept that I am a loser now
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby rublev » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:35 pm

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