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Re: ramdom jorts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:33 pm
by torukun
my econ quiz was cancelled due to a fire in the building, i bid on a couple of cheap garms on grailed, and i also got a date for friday. it's been a pretty good day.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:59 pm
by edward
when I see my dog lick its butthole I'm like "k not gonna let her lick my face right now". but then why do I let her do it later? presumably her tongue isn't really any less covered in butt :/

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:22 am
by eufemism
people keep looking at me weird then i realize it's because they're looking at the raf sticker on my laptop. or maybe it's just my face idk.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:29 am
by eufemism

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:01 am
by ramdomthought
people who react in a "Yeah that's me and that's how people should treat me!" to a guide like that are so up their own asshole their eyes burn from stomach acid

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:20 am
by maj
having your phone auto correct "Np" to "No" when someone asks you to pick up some washing up liquid and not noticing.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:23 am
by stappard_
eufemism wrote:http://themetapicture.com/how-to-interact-with-the-introverted


This whole thing genuinely sounds like it was copied verbatim from a guide on how to interact with Pandas

"energy is limited"

"pandas get lonely too"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:49 am
by starfox64
maj wrote:washing up liquid


this is my favorite british term

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:47 pm
by sensodyne
Do you guys eat on the train/subway/trolley

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:50 pm
by kyung
if its smelly, savoury food then no but ill snack on a granola bar or some iced coffee on the train

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:36 pm
by yourdad
only if i'm drunk and have shitty fast food

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:18 am
by bueno
if i'm hungry and i have food with me i'd eat it

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:46 am
by odradek
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:08 am
by parastexis
i just bought a danish domain name for my website. i hope the cops don't backtrace me.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:34 am
by maj
@jrisk has the cutest snapchats

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:01 pm
by nevergreen
last night i was taking a picture of my friend using the front facing camera on my phone and this girl thought i was taking a picture of her >___>

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:11 pm
by Ques
on my way to the care-meet today, i got in my car, and before i even got out of the parking lot my car stopped moving and oil light came on

?????????

i turned it off and turned it on and reparked it, and it seemed ok, but now i'm wondering if it's safe to drive it to an oil-change place (is that the next step?) or should i call AAA or something?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:57 am
by sknss
@ramdomthought is the best tech support!
thanks for helping me!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:38 pm
by oldtrailmix
occasionally i try to smile like rjbman and scare the shit out of myself

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 10:38 pm
by ballast
i have joined @bela as a prospective home-buyer. please pray for my eternal soul.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:23 am
by ramdomthought
@sidewalk

lmfao

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:27 am
by deadkitty
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:52 am
by ab167
I am sitting in a required training session for what is basically a WYSIWYG editor. blllllluuuuuuhhhhhh

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:40 pm
by Ques
Biggest fear as I take the bus to court: hoping I don't trip in my too tight H&m suit pants as I walk up to the judge

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:05 pm
by goggles
@ramdomthought
who cares who reps who and why


"quit complaining about negs"??
then posts this shit. you know what "not caring" means? if there was no "care" then this shit is a nonoccurrence. but yeah apparently we can get temp banned for repping but not for making a post with the attempt of going "ha what an idiot"? tru

obviously you proved my point that you care and that repping for whatever the fuck is weird and nonsensical. it was weird right? ya

blow me 200

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:08 pm
by ramdomthought
please seek mental help @goggles @sidewalk

you're a good dude with great fits and seem to be having a breakdown, chill out

i posted that because it's weird as hell to go find 18 posts and go to town on them. You missed your own point and instead look seriously off your rocker

This all very strange and I hope you accept seek/accept help and can have a better tomorrow

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:10 pm
by goggles
i get computer access at the insane asylum. im wearing a straight jacket right now

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:30 pm
by donut_milk
Went to my 10 yr high school reunion on Saturday. It was as you would expect a reunion to be like, but everyone was definitely more adult and nicer to each other. Few people got drunk and held their composure....except for this one guy who decided to slap my friend's ass as she was saying bye to someone...in front of her husband (and the few that were left) -____- Ass.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:00 pm
by RomanEmpire
This is page number 69 hehe

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:24 pm
by frogosaurus
normally try to avoid talking politics on the internet but iraq war round 3 has got me feeling blue