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Postby zayg » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:20 pm

business jobs have the most cryptic, bullshit sounding titles i've ever heard
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Postby purkinje » Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:15 pm

business jobs sound like a kid's description of what they think their dad does
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Postby nick » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:40 pm

Me as a teenager / college student: "Lol business jobs are just sending emails and looking at excel sheets"

Found my way into a business job.

That's exactly what it is.
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby freddy » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:34 pm

sometimes I feel like I need ascribe to be a celebrity or some creative shit NOT 9-5 because I get too much grief for not conforming with the clothes I wear and conversely not being a celebrity in other peoples eyes because I'm trying to conform. That and being schizophrenic, it's tough to deal with monotony. It's hard 4me2sit still. :/

I know blankinput would like this :P
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Postby nevergreen » Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:02 pm

my internet has been out for a day and I have shit to turn in online I hate att
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Postby rublev » Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:12 pm

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Postby fun_yunchables » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:17 pm

finally fed up that my phone kept auto correcting wtaps to wraps and saved it

double wraps (for my chipotle burrito thx)
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Postby JtotheWhat » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:55 pm

have a bio midterm in a couple hours...I feel like for anyone who has any interest in science this should be an easy 100% but for someone like me I'll be grateful to even pass it at all.
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Postby Stingray Sam » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:04 pm

So I found out about this called yik yak, who would think that it is a good idea!?! it's essentially one of those school facebook pages everybody uses to make fun of people except with complete anonymity and incentive to continue posting stuff
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Postby purkinje » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:37 pm

Yik yak is super depressing and isolating but premium toilet reading material
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Postby fun_yunchables » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:39 pm

did you know in 2008 a bagel traveled extraterrestrially for the first time

the bagel was from fairmont bagel bakery (in montreal), and was brought by the montreal born astronaut gregory chamitoff
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Postby UnwashedMolasses » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:05 pm

a week or two ago a freshman at my school decided he didn't want to take his tests and got on yik yak to post an "anonymous" threat

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local ... /15888021/

ELLLL OHHHH ELLLLL
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Postby Blastoise » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:39 pm

I saw someone casually smoking two cigarettes at once earlier today.
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Postby donut_milk » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:28 pm

I'm going to be on Price is Right next month. I wonder if I'll get chosen to come on down.
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Postby station » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:29 pm

Just hit 1 he locked out of my house. No keys, no wallet, roommates mia. Surfing caretags and taking pictures of an urban turkey family I met till my phone dies
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Postby beeftips » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:09 pm

I recently started a message board for me and some friends since I don't have a facebook. It's fun so far and we can be as obnoxious as we want.
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Postby jrisk » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:32 pm

If you're a fan of This American Life, you should check out this new podcast called Serial.
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Postby alby » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:50 am

the guy who is Youth Lagoon reminds me of hecka
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby nevergreen » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:38 am

the correct way to eat twizzler peel n pulls is to go fibonacci on its ass
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Postby Stingray Sam » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:14 am

am i wrong or did twizzlers use to sell twizzlers filled with this green stuff? It wasn't as sour as stuff they had now and absolutely delicious, right? If i am remembering correctly, what are they called and where can i purchase them?
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Postby zayg » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:09 pm

hockey

HOCKEY

so excited
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby harmsalmon » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:17 pm

so.... this is the t shirt for my school's fall play. tomorrow is opening night so like 40 people will be walking around wearing this.

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Postby harmsalmon » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:47 am

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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby zayg » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:50 am

nailed that job interview
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Postby wiggly--woo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:40 pm

big shout out to Scottish Power customer services for having decent "on-hold" music. some great tunes on display.
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby JtotheWhat » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:19 pm

Was wearing my Robert Geller flight pants (that I bought on c-t from germinal) at University the other day and walked past a guy who said ''look at how fucking short that fucking fags pants are'' . The words directed at me didn't bother me in the slightest, but the fact that people still talk and think like that really got under my skin, how do people like that still exist in places like a University?
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby Stingray Sam » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:06 pm

I have a really strong desire to get my degree and just start a commune
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Postby tomsfood » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:21 pm

would like to mirror @zayg's sentiments and say i also nailed that job interview
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby nick » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:34 pm

Stingray Sam wrote:I have a really strong desire to get my degree and just start a commune


Starting a commune from scratch seems difficult - you should definitely try being a member of one though, there's a greater community of them and so it'd be useful to immerse yourself in that.
My older brother has been a member for years and thoroughly enjoys it. Seems to be filled with plenty of smart people, I'll have to visit.

Has anyone made a commune whose primary income source is software development? With the amount of income to be shared sounds like utopia. I could imagine the obvious gender skew of programmers being a big problem though.
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Re: ramdom jorts

Postby maj » Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:54 am

UPS delivery men have to be ex SAS, their ability to come to your home undetected and vanish only leaving a little yellow piece of paper as a calling card is really something
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