But Poster, You can not handle my strongest hot takes

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But Poster, You can not handle my strongest hot takes

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thread for hot takes

i want your spiciest takes on the current cultural zeitgeist, more niche and obscure the better,

i don't want your explanation, i want the title you submit to vice

vice tagline generator as follows,

you chose:

a type of person

a hobby

a socio political issue

and then mash them into something convincing enough you could see a a 27 year old on tiktok making an "explainer video"
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crocs are still bad (c-t specific)
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No one is actually personally offended by casual usage of the term “crazy”. people are only ever offended on behalf of some theoretical other
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online ceramics and similar brands only exist as a signifier that you once read k-hole after you saw it mentioned in an issue of Kennedy and are a person who wants to get balenciaga but cannot afford it
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bootlegs are bad

all of them
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100 gecs is bad. people our age (25+) who like it are just trying to pretend they're still in touch with the yuths.
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E.T. wrote: arn't the band members like 25+ years old???
the wiggles are not actually children, either
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all beer (in fact, all alcohol) is disgusting

edit to add: if you say something is an “acquired taste” then it just means it’s bad
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Cheese is gross (vegan cheese is okay though)
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