care-tags.org

thread for hot takes

i want your spiciest takes on the current cultural zeitgeist, more niche and obscure the better,

i don't want your explanation, i want the title you submit to vice

vice tagline generator as follows,

you chose:

a type of person

a hobby

a socio political issue

and then mash them into something convincing enough you could see a a 27 year old on tiktok making an "explainer video"

crocs are still bad (c-t specific)

No one is actually personally offended by casual usage of the term “crazy”. people are only ever offended on behalf of some theoretical other

online ceramics and similar brands only exist as a signifier that you once read k-hole after you saw it mentioned in an issue of Kennedy and are a person who wants to get balenciaga but cannot afford it

bootlegs are bad

all of them

100 gecs is bad. people our age (25+) who like it are just trying to pretend they're still in touch with the yuths.

E.T. wrote: arn't the band members like 25+ years old???

the wiggles are not actually children, either

all beer (in fact, all alcohol) is disgusting

edit to add: if you say something is an “acquired taste” then it just means it’s bad

Cheese is gross (vegan cheese is okay though)