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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:08 pm

<ramdomthought> i only buy vinyl to rip
<ramdomthought> but i rip it by playing it through a perfect soundsystem and re-recording it with an array of microphones
<ramdomthought> and it's in my obscure lossless format that i made that also adds in algorithmically generated fuzz to simulate a turntable
<incc> you mean you want your vinyls to degrade, ramdomthought
<incc> can't believe you
<ramdomthought> i do a 3d scan of them first incc
<incc> omg
<incc> caught being a pleb
<incc> forgive me
<ramdomthought> lol how dum u think i am
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:28 pm

<Suquida> Dude everything has this print http://a2.ocimage.us/pimg/90195_1.jpg
<Suquida> That's actually kind of a cute skirt
<neevin> buy it then
<Suquida> Bitch I might
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby pei » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:02 am

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:47 am

<quitter> i used to dress bad now i just ironically dress bad
<BobbyZamora> same
<Suquida> Welcome to ct
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:09 am

<deadkitty> have you guys ever been able to like
<deadkitty> feel your back
<quitterJESUS> what u mean
<deadkitty> like
<deadkitty> just like feel your whole back
<deadkitty> like the whole thing
<Suquida> stfu deadkitty
<deadkitty> like youre just aware of its presence
<quitterJESUS> well i do now so fuck you
<deadkitty> seperate from yourself
<deadkitty> holy shit
<Suquida> Yeah now you're aware of your own breathig
<Suquida> breathing
<deadkitty> oh man
<deadkitty> im so high
<deadkitty> HELP

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:52 pm

(to bobbin)

[11:49:25] <majeski> such a evil marketer
[11:49:32] <majeski> christmas day release
[11:49:57] <majeski> next you'll release on tax rebate day
[11:50:10] <majeski> or hecks birthday
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby brlmski » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:33 am

<Suquida> I wish I was pooping right now
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby Suquida » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:59 pm

Yo this thread really makes it seem I have some weird relationship with pooping
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby saveed_samir » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:44 am

10:42 BobbyZamora: and how sometimes we misplace our inspo pics in porn folders
10:42 BobbyZamora: and accidentally end up beating off to a pic of ghostface
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby schiaparelli » Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:16 am

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[11:45am] WussWayne: I have had a girlfriend for approximately the running time of Pacific Rim plus travel distance to and from her place
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:08 am

<brlmski> imagine your cum being so thick
<brlmski> that she can chew on it
<vgbtls> that's fucking gross
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby === » Thu Jan 08, 2015 6:33 pm

17:32:30 <vgbtls> sorry let me just give all women a vasectomy
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:09 pm

<trdasds> my girlfriend miscarried so i now have some extra money to spend on jawns
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby mc-lunar » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:12 pm

deadkitty wrote:<trdasds> my girlfriend miscarried so i now have some extra money to spend on jawns


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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby vgtbls » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:36 pm

<Suquida_> She's tryin to resist lmao http://i.imgur.com/IkKP051l.jpg

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<Suquida> SHE'S TRYIN TO RESIST FOOT SNIFFS


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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BobbyZamora » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:59 pm

<vgtbls> vlaada chvatil is just a pair of dice with animals on one and body parts on the other
<vgtbls> "whale..... dick"
<Suquida> Human...skin
<Suquida> "fuck, any volunteers? no? damn"
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby mc-lunar » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:42 pm

[11:39:50] <heckawheel> "see if bobbin is still friends with u if u dont buy story for a year" - my mum
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby Suquida » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:18 pm

[16:16] <schiaparelli> bobbin, what are your customers like besides care-taggers
[16:16] <bobbin_on_land> 60% Japanese with really interesting questions
[16:16] <bobbin_on_land> 30% American guys
[16:16] <bryd> 10% heckawheel
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby Bobbin.Threadbare » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:22 am

Really don't like the last two posts and this trend in general.
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby vgtbls » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:38 am

[00:35] <----> ethics can be derived from the bible but like
[00:35] <raags> isnt mans relationship to divinity a philosophical thing tho
[00:35] <----> no
[00:35] <----> absolutely not
[00:36] <----> but people think it is because divinity
[00:36] <----> is connected in the 21st century
[00:36] <----> with things like Plato's Forms
[00:36] <deadkitty> i have to go take a shit but my roommate and her man are having sex
[00:36] <----> perfection and and otherwordly
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby ramdomthought » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:27 pm

[12:26] <therapils> i want polio! i want to be like the rich people at country clubs who play polio!
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby schiaparelli » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:57 pm

[10:55pm] @missrowan: man whenever i'm trying to plug something in without looking at the outlet i feel like a virgin trying to have sex
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby jrisk » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:51 pm

<neevin> Heckawheel: if you had that Story scarf and someone saw it and was like "where'd you get that scarf?" you could be like "oh, it's a long Story"
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby odradek » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:01 pm

ice queen

<exprofesso> forest sleeve was like "im falling in love with you"
<exprofesso> i was like
<exprofesso> "haha lol"
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby quitter » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:26 pm

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<lunchables> lmao
<lunchables> there's a mike shinoda look alike chef at momofuku shoto
<lunchables> was half expecting him to bust out in rap
<lunchables> this is 10% duck, 20% wine, 15% concentrated juice of pine
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby schiaparelli » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:27 pm

[8:24pm] @missrowan: brlmski shut up D:< ASIANS CAN'T HELP IT OK WE SACRIFICED ALL OUR HEIGHT SO YAO MING COULD BE TALL
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby missrowan » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:42 pm

<@exprof> laff i jsut typed in forest sleeve on facebook
<@schiaparelli> do you ever call him forest sleeve in bed exprof
<@sknss> a bit more to the left forest sleeve ooh yeah
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby exprof » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:46 pm

<missrowan> lol exprofesso i did a bad thing once and hooked up with a guy on our first date and then he said he loved me so i don't think you can do worse than day 1
<schiaparelli> was there a date 2
<missrowan> LOL schiaparelli i said "aren't you supposed to be taking a final exam right now" L O L I made him miss his final bc i was taking his virginity whoops

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<missrowan> oh to finish the story, he went to beg his prof to let him take the final even though it was over, then he came back and gave me a promise ring
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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby deadkitty » Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:27 pm

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Re: x-factor all stars

Postby BIGBEE » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:01 pm

[12:57:54 PM] Bhajz: take finger off the carb to suck the smoke in the chamber up
[12:58:15 PM] HECKAWHEEL: whats the carb
[12:58:23 PM] BHAJZ: the little hole up by the bowl
[12:58:31 PM] HECK: hmm
[12:58:34 PM] HECK: mine looks like this
[12:58:35 PM] HECK: http://i.imgur.com/Q32ClAY.jpg
[12:58:37 PM] HECK: cant find any holes
[12:58:44 PM] BHAJZ: lmfao

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