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Re: things that lol me

Postby can- » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:30 am

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Re: things that lol me

Postby bels » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:42 am

I never uploaded that poem so here we go:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dtTVVDpACa

lyrix under the cut
Spoiler:
I got this oversized nonnative cardigan that I hate
I get irate
when I see it's slouchy cotton kind of shape
Japanese sizing
makes me wanna die, things
couldn't be more complicated if they tried

like:
Am I size one?
Or am I size two?
Should I size up?
Should I size true?

I go on rakuten
have a panic attack and thenI never upload
go on y exclamation mark
but I'm like why? Exclamation mark.
Question mark
Interrobang
None of these clothes seemed size for an American
I'm on the shinkansen
I'm on google translate
I'm trying to work out what's these undercover pants waist
I can't waste any more cash on this garms race
I'm in FIL but I'm just browsing
look at my calm face.

Yo where's all my heel stabilised hotties at
wanna take them home
show them my seoul penthouse apartment flat
show them my portfolio yo
I keep that shit balanced
that's why I'm investing all my cash into Inverallens
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Re: things that lol me

Postby ballast » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:18 pm

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nooooo scaaaabbbssss
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Re: things that lol me

Postby BIGBEE » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:20 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby === » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:32 pm

[youtube]watch?v=-ucYQi4duTs[/youtube]
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Re: things that lol me

Postby g2x222 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:24 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby fun_yunchables » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:14 pm

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coolest lame guy u'll ever meet
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Re: things that lol me

Postby eufemism » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:13 pm



from an askreddit thread. some guy noticed she runs like a t-rex.
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show me the hoe fax
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Re: things that lol me

Postby deadkitty » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:11 am

[youtube]watch?v=BkkTSVVrPYk[/youtube]

it's like a monty python sketch
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Re: things that lol me

Postby starfox64 » Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:42 pm

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"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
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Re: things that lol me

Postby RycePooding » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:29 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby klonopin » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:47 pm

my friend is a white house intern and sometimes he forwards me e-mails he has to deal with.

-----Original Message-----
From: John Harding [mailto:harding@clavies.freeserve.co.uk]
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 10:36 AM
To: FN-OMB-Communications Office
Subject: VERY URGENT Re the Honeybee Task Force

For the attention of; Shaun Donovan, Director of the office of
Management and Budget

Hello Shaun.

You or your representative in on the Task Force Team for honeybees and
other pollinators.

Please accept my apologies if I have addressed you incorrectly, I am
from England and we do tend to say sorry a lot.

You are aware of The White House web page where "comments" can be sent
to President Obama which is fine but does anyone ever read the
messages???????? I have tried on numerous occasions.

I have a very serious message which The President needs to be aware
of, regarding the HONEYBEE DEMISE.

I found many years ago the answer and solution to The Honeybee Demise,
my honeybee colonies are not dying using my discovery.

The President has recently set up a Task Force to deal with this solution.

“Creating a Federal Strategy to Promote the Health of Honey Bees and
Other Pollinators”.

I need to be part of that Task Force, can you help?

Without my help you will never find the answer.

Do you have direct contacts to The White House relating to this Task Force?

The President needs to be made aware immediately that an English
beekeeper has observed for over 34 years to find this illusive answer.

I have that answer. It has taken 24 years of my 34 year beekeeping
career to find.

If you can forward this email direct to the President, Oval office I
would be grateful.

Part of my work was used as evidence in a Parliamentary Debate a few
weeks ago at The Houses of Parliament here in the UK.

I can send you a draft copy manuscript of my next book that explains
all, "Geomagnetic Honeybees" for your perusal if you wish.

"We will falter", pollination will suffer first, your great
grandchildren will not know what it is like to pick an apple off a
tree, and with approximately 100 other pollinated food products will
disappear along with 500 other bi-products.

The 3.5 billion dollar Almond crop will disappear in California.

My discovery needs to be heard now by the President. What have you got
too lose to hear me out, nothing.

I have prepared a PowerPoint Presentation should The President wish to
see it. I could then cover any questions.

Kind regards

John Harding Profession Beekeeper and Published Author. Mobile
including, International code XXX XX XX XXXX XXXX
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Re: things that lol me

Postby sick boy » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:51 pm

For those tough jobs where regular mayonnaise just won't do:
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Re: things that lol me

Postby prawnzee » Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:39 am

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ice cream, flowers and pussy
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Re: things that lol me

Postby can- » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:30 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby MxmHrpr » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:45 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZSbK_SMkf0[/youtube]

Obviously cherry picked those who took the bait, hilarious none the less.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby goodintentions » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:40 pm



cant stop watching vids of people getting angry at tv licensing people. one of the funniest youtube communities i've seen.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby maj » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:56 pm

hate people like that with a passion, mans just doing the job he's paid for if that guy wants any real change go to the bbc offices. same sort who spend 20 minutes lecturing me on how prices are not what they were in 1950 when i, or anyone in the store can't do a thing and don't really care. he's entitled to film but he doesn't have to be such a pretentious fucker about it, if he wants to raise an issue with front line staff at least be approachable and explain his point without hoping to capture this man do something wrong so he can burn him at the stake.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby goodintentions » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:01 pm

yeah they are awful. the funniest thing about that vid is that the guy was super polite but he kept stressing "yeah but he WOLDN'T HAVE been polite if the camera wasn't in his face" is if all the 'goons' are awful people at heart. just an easy way for them to feel justified and that they are fucking up this ~corrupt pedophile organisation~. its so smug, although obviously most conspiracy theorists are.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby wiggly--woo » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:18 pm

god that guy in video is annoying. there's nothing wrong with the tv licence system anyway. just do what everyone else does and watch your tv, ignore the letters they send you, and don't answer the door if its a stranger with a clipboard.

plus there's a similarly entertaining community on youtube of people acting like twats and then citing incredibly obscure laws to police officers in the most condescending way possible.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby can- » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:13 pm

am I being detained?
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Re: things that lol me

Postby can- » Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:38 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby BIGBEE » Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:42 pm

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Re: things that lol me

Postby ramseames » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:06 pm



Life lessons
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Re: things that lol me

Postby prawnzee » Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:07 am



let me ask you about the lesser known designers, ahh, Chandler Bing, have you heard?


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Re: things that lol me

Postby Ques » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:24 pm

care tags that lol me: http://www.wowthatscool.com/-peachykeen ... -the-apple

ignoring the weird caption, some of them are pretty funny
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Re: things that lol me

Postby ramseames » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:43 am

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/17/kany ... ball-team/

article isn't funny but the title is
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Re: things that lol me

Postby ballast » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:53 pm

unsure if i've posted this before but i like steve lichman

http://daverapoza.tumblr.com/tagged/ste ... man/chrono

a sample:

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Re: things that lol me

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Re: things that lol me

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