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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby torukun » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:47 pm

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Segmentation faults that come out of nowhere and then disappear w/o explanation.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby nick » Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:01 pm

Working overtime
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby kyung » Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:37 pm

when a 20 min nap turns into a 3 hour one
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby stappard_ » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:29 am

Winning £46 in a pub quiz



Spending more than £46 over the duration of a pub quiz in a posh pub
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby DeafIdiotGod » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:41 pm

When your code does the right thing after doing the wrong thing but the reason it was doing the wrong thing was because you were being dumb.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby bels » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:19 pm

When, after you do your Physical Activity, instead of immediately stretching, you sit in a chair for 30 mins.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby madisseur » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:02 am

finding out the library will let me check out 99 books at a time; so much fun reading, so little wanting to carry them all back
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby maj » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:27 pm

ordering a large portion and then they give you a LARGE portion.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby UnwashedMolasses » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:36 pm

Listerine

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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby smiles » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:05 am

I have so much Aesop that the bag I was carrying it with broke.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby Vaeltaja » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:10 pm

Buying equipment for my turtles.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby CleanThug » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:58 pm

sale season
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby nick » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:25 pm

Selling clothing online
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby bels » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:18 am

Outswoling things you loved.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby yourdad » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:55 pm

unread threads on the next page
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby klonopin » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:57 pm

when you have a crush on a friend for months and months and then you finally make dinner together and watch a movie and fall asleep in each other's arms but in the morning you hear "i hope this doesn't change anything."
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby harmsalmon » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:37 pm

when you are cut early from work because you're so sick that it feels like someone cut open your body and shat in it
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby brlmski » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:33 pm

PUNS
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby yourdad » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:45 am

being able to tether wifi from my phone because my home internet is down
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby maj » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:29 pm

Ordering too much takeout
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby Vaeltaja » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:52 pm

Packages of dried fruit that aren't reclosable.
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby sknss » Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:05 am

Soy milk on sale because no one buys it. They don't know what they're missing!
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby maj » Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:55 pm

when your curry is riding the line between just right and too spicy
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby meatjacket » Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:39 pm

leaving work early

work is super slow
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby sknss » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:36 am

When you put too much fruit in your porridge
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby wax » Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:40 am

When your phone still works fine after four years
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby can- » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:54 pm

being employed
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby nevergreen » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:56 pm

sneezing when you're sick
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby WussWayne » Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:35 pm

Gaining an inch up from the dreaded 31 waist by eating lots of junk food

Watching nice movies till late but forgetting to take your sleeping pills
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Re: hardcore rose whiskers

Postby alby » Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:30 am

when ur cat sleeps between ur legs
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