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Postby bels » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:57 am

I've got a hangnail. I was talking to the woman who does Virgil Abloh's hair yesterday and she said she has a hangnail too.
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Postby bels » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:59 am

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Postby bels » Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:00 pm

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Postby bels » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:28 pm

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Postby bels » Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:09 am

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Postby bels » Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:32 am

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Postby bels » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:49 am

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Postby bels » Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:13 am

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Postby bels » Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:36 am

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Postby bels » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:45 am

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Postby bels » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:46 pm

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Postby bels » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:11 am

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Postby bels » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:30 am

i worked at joseph, many years ago.
also harvey nichols but got fed up working on shop floor and asked to be on the delivery van, which was actually great. i was a 110lb teen with no practical skills at all (still have none) but we delivered really expensive furniture etc to ppl in beautiful houses who assumed we had a clue what we were doing, it was often like a buster keaton film. this was pre-internet/ computerised inventories etc so was utterly haphazard. a lot of the time we were free to find a quiet spot and read or just roam around the bowels of the building pretending to be busy. It's actually how I became such good friends with Graham Coxon, I was delivering a Vitra inflatable sofa to him (we always shipped inflatable sofas pre inflated) and we got talking about the copy of recherche volIV I had sticking out of my overall pocket. In the end I contributed some liner notes to The Great Escape linking it to a couple of proto Jungian concepts I'd been thinking about but I don't think they ever got used.
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Postby bels » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:13 am

Turns out that a famous British monarch (Think 'Christmas Speech') wants to have a go on my friend's (previously in the attic) N64. Now I'll have to do my best to negotiate who gets to be P1 / whether you're allowed to pick Oddjob etc etc.
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Postby bels » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:25 am

I'm trying to source "content" for a social media platform that is going to tie in with the release of some new jelly bean flavours I've been working on with "the father of cyberpunk" but I can't discover anything worthwhile/relevant. Does anyone here have any contacts? Gopher experience preferred (Strong hierarchy in Gopher leads naturally to Schenkerian analysis which has played a large part in the jelly bean flavour development)
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Postby bels » Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:03 am

I was trying to send an email to Abel&Cole telling them to STOP sending me COURGETTES because I despise their simplistic contours/colour/texture/flavour but my autocomplete accidentally put Kōichirō Matsuura, (former head of UNESCO) into the To box and I accidentally pressed "send" instead of "discard draft"
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Postby bels » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:49 pm

Stormzy has asked me to be his personal trainer, but like, a lacanian personal trainer, because isn't looking into the gym mirror and realising that you are not the buff version of yourself the ultimate formalisation of the mirror stage and Objet petit all at once??
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Re: Subtle Pirx Brags

Postby bels » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:42 am

The lift up to the rooftop pool at Shoreditch House isn't fast enough. Really slow. Agonisingly slow. I've started just taking the stairs.
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