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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby WikiZuHeltzer » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:07 pm

Night two in wazzer: we went aroknf a load of pkaces, warrinhton is so coo l man. Ponud drinks everywhere irsx amazing. Next qtop franxe at the end of august which is beuond likely yo br equalky as horrendous. Fuck q ducj
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby missrowan » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:46 am

why is it that every tune in drunk I end up at mcdobaldsasss

yall are great I love yall ugh
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:14 am

I just jniated new people to my design fraternity and now a few of is are real drunk in an awesome suburban home and I love life right now
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:21 am

Feeling slightly less love towards people right now. Babysitting two young drunks who haven't learned to handle their liquor yet. I love them, but damn did they mess up my lovely host's house and are currently sleeping semi soundly in the cellar bathroom
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby brlmski » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:07 am

poeming is the greatest way to reconnect with old friends via text or fb message or snapchat or whatever.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby darfest » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:53 pm

So I got drunk tonight with a few of my friends and I started thinking of this thread and all of you guys and this summer and summer is one of those times where nothing really matters to me and I do nothing and it's all really strange and stuff. I mean I don't really read a lot of the stuff going on here during the summer and whatever but I still like you and I hope you'll have me when the summer is over or whatever. I like all of you xoxo. also when I was riding my bike today I hit a bumblebee and it hit me right in my chest ( I was wearing my limit linen so it was really slutty) right on my bare chest and it hurt and it still stings a lot I hope he's allright tho. love goes out to all the bulmbenbees
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby seth83292 » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:46 pm

everyone in berlin is so friendly (smiling))))))
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby zayg » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:24 pm

getting drunk tonight

yes
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby purkinje » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:51 am

missrowan wrote:why is it that every tune in drunk I end up at mcdobaldsasss

yall are great I love yall ugh


there's this one guy at my mcdonalds and he looks kinda spider webby like a deatheater or something with this long whispy grey hair and Jeff Mangum-esque features and is super skinny and I would go every night some weeks (in the summer) usually drunk or high or a mix of such and he would stare me down, either at the window or outside on an oft-utilized smoke break, and it would scare the shit out of me. I felt like no one else saw him. Last night we had a conversation with him and he's 29 and is trying to try every brand of cigarettes in the world and has two kids that he's trying to support with a night shift mcddonalds job and that they're going into the ninth grade. People, man. Man, people.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby exprof » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:20 am

apologizing for my lack of knowledge of american geography after a couple beers
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby silvaeri » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:26 am

i met a really fucking cool girl from tinder and now she's going back to southern california in a few days. :(
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby sidewalk » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:54 am

polo
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby sidewalk » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:54 am

I work for a corporation.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:59 am

"I work for a company that works for a company that works for an oil company"
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:20 am

It's 12:19 and I've already been heading home from the bar since like 12:05. No one stays out late anymore, seriously tho...
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby popcorn » Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:35 am

I'm in a band*

*of rag-tag internet cool kids on a mission to dress like a side character in Seinfeld.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby SteevMike » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:48 am

BAR HAS COMPLIMENTARY MILK AND COOKIES AFTER MIDNIGHT
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby oldtrailmix » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:16 am

bowl of chicken soup and pictures of karen gillan pretty good hangover cure

edit: oh god nevermind

it wasn't you karen it was the soup
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby vgtbls » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:31 pm

Threw a hammer off a porch and almost hit a group of freshman girls

Ran home holding the hammer at 3 am and got stopped by the cops

good times
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby rjbman » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:52 pm

Did you get a ticket or anything?
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby vgtbls » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:00 pm

Nope. Conversation went like this:

Her: Where are you coming from?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Where are you going?
Me: [REDACTED]
Her: Is... is that a hammer?
Me: Ohhh... yeah. Me and some friends were pulling up a carpet in my house
(NOTE: This is true, but that was before playing stump for two hours)
Her: ................
Me: I'm gonna put it in my backpack.
Her: Okay.

And then she drove away
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby SteevMike » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:57 am

A local weatherman said he was going to slap me.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby torukun » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:00 am

I am drinking a Czech liquor that tastes like chai tea. It's good. I'm wondering if I can get it in Montreal.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby torukun » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:38 am

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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby sidewalk » Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:09 am

polo
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby maj » Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:24 pm

Shit drunk people who get argumentative, annoying and insist on telling people how drunk they are or how many they've drunk and ruin any banter going. Horrid.
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby maj » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:22 pm

Fucking now carrying him home, I swear if he throws up on my Maggy h I will leave him in the road
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby maj » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:26 pm

Walk him 45 minutes home after he's done rolling on the floor, magically sobers up when he gets to his door now I'm left with a 2 hour walk when I was offered a lift but didn't want to leave him in the street. Fuck him
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby ramseames » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:21 pm

you did the right thing though bro
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Re: she poeming me right now

Postby missrowan » Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:15 pm

as fuckin promised i am buzy gettib smashd at dis wedding and dessery hasny even been served uet

what an i doing with my life and also why am i mot at mcdonaldsaa
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