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Postby eufemism » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:49 pm



has me in tears
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Re: things that lol me

Postby kyung » Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:41 pm

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KIMCHI SLAP

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Re: things that lol me

Postby stuki » Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:34 pm



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Re: things that lol me

Postby starfox64 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:58 pm

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"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
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Postby starfox64 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 4:33 pm

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"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
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Postby mc-lunar » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:02 pm

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for reference

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Re: things that lol me

Postby yubbermax » Thu Nov 06, 2014 12:38 am

I got a picture of this goofy guy today

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Postby ramseames » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:47 pm

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Postby Syeknom » Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:33 pm

At the church next to my house:

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Re: things that lol me

Postby vgtbls » Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:25 pm

http://ultiworld.com/2014/11/11/marijua ... ed-finals/

It's getting harder and harder to defend Ultimate. I hope the Seattle Ghetto Birds can rebound from this PR nightmare.
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Re: things that lol me

Postby reedeeah » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:19 pm

kevin
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Re: things that lol me

Postby prawnzee » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:50 am

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014 ... view/?_r=0

I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.

WILLOW: Because living.

JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living.

WILLOW: It’s the action of it.

great interview :wink:
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Re: things that lol me

Postby kyung » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:24 am

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Re: things that lol me

Postby prawnzee » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:50 pm


this actually rules
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Re: things that lol me

Postby Iliam » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:50 pm

Noam Chomsky to become new X-Factor judge

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Professor of linguistics and political campaigner Noam Chomsky has been confirmed as the new judge on TV talent show The X Factor. ‘Cheryl Cole was still recovering from malaria and we needed someone who could fill the intellectual void,’ said programme creator Simon Cowell, ‘Professor Chomsky is perfect and the audience just loves him.’

In his first outing as judge, Chomsky quickly made his mark. ‘Your act is part of a propaganda state promoting a culture-ideology of comforting illusion’, he told one hopeful young girl, before adding, ‘I’m saying yes.’

Chomsky then set about a teenage boy-band, describing them as ‘yet another example of pre-packaged ideological oppression whose lyrics systematically fail to demonstrate even a basic understanding of what happened to East Timor in 1975,’ he paused for effect, ‘But, I’m giving you a second chance…You’re through to the next round.’

Not satisfied with attacking the acts, Professor Chomsky then turned his critique on The X Factor audience. ‘You are all complicit in a hegemonic construct designed primarily to keep you from questioning what is really going on in the world,’ he told them, ‘You must learn to think critically and reject the pernicious cult of celebrity.’ It was at this point that the audience went wild, whooping, cheering and chanting his name. ‘We love you Chomsky!’ they screamed as the 81 year-old professor sat at the table with his head in his hands.

The appointment of Chomsky has proved so successful that Simon Cowell is now believed to asking many more public intellectuals to become X Factor judges including Amartya Sen, Umberto Eco and Sinitta.

As the show continues each judge will get to manage their own favourite acts. ‘There is a lot of talent out there,’ said Chomsky, ‘but I have my eye on an anarcho-syndicalist Peruvian flute band who are really going places.’

However, some rivalry has already emerged between Professor Chomsky and fellow judge Louis Walsh. ‘I have the utmost respect for Chomsky,’ said Walsh, ‘but his greatest work was done more than forty years ago. In that respect he’s not much better than Geri Halliwell.’
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Re: things that lol me

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Re: things that lol me

Postby BobbyZamora » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:48 am

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Re: things that lol me

Postby hooplah » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:19 pm

Lawyer translates rude boy text messages

‘Hurry up, I’ve got bare haters around me now,’ read one of the messages.

Mr Paltenghi deciphered this as: ‘Hurry up, I’ve got a lot of people who don’t particularly like me here.’

Another text said: ‘Hurry up I’ve got a strap on me, this is bare bait.’

The barrister announced to the court: ‘We believe this means: “Hurry up, I’ve got a gun on me, and this is really risky”.’


thanks @germinal for the mint education so i don't look naff like this wanker
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