My favourite category of clothing, really the only thing that matters.
Skirts, strides, shorts, sarongs and salopettes (just)
Talk about anything that covers the lower half of your body not including your feet in this thread.
Or argue about shorts, which seems to be the main thing.
Buttwear
Re: Legwear
Galaxy brain/enlightened meme
buying shorts everyone in the frat has
< buying shorts everyone in the frat has but decreasing the length by 2.5cm
< buying shorts based on colour theory you learned from the graphic designer guy in the frat
< buying shorts based on critical theory you came up with after reading 2% walter benjamin from the bookshelf of the insufferable guy who says he wouldn't join a frat but seems to exhibit all the elements of elitism someone who would join a frat would exhibit?
< commenting "nice quads" on every pic of a guy wearing shorts
buying shorts everyone in the frat has
< buying shorts everyone in the frat has but decreasing the length by 2.5cm
< buying shorts based on colour theory you learned from the graphic designer guy in the frat
< buying shorts based on critical theory you came up with after reading 2% walter benjamin from the bookshelf of the insufferable guy who says he wouldn't join a frat but seems to exhibit all the elements of elitism someone who would join a frat would exhibit?
< commenting "nice quads" on every pic of a guy wearing shorts
Re: Legwear
It actually took me ages to find a store with a "legwear" section. Is the legwear section an endangered species?
Please post any "legwear" sections you find so that we can archive them for posterity.
Please post any "legwear" sections you find so that we can archive them for posterity.
Re: Legwear
the only measurement that matters for legwear is the leg opening/hem
Re: Legwear
scored some like-new gustin raws for 25 bucks recently, slim black denim w white line selvedge, button fly. one of the stupider names and more annoying business models, but I honestly love these pants already, been trying to find a good pair of black jeans for years now and these pretty much checked the boxes
<<Mein Arm!>> sagt Dart. <<Der Computer hat mein Arm gestohlen!>>


Re: Legwear
jeans: usually uncomfortable cuts, denim is hot and feels gross in the summer, cold in the winter. symbol of american cultural imperialism. sometimes you can feel like a cool magazine ad. hard to ride a [redacted] in them. easily ripped/torn/abraded
propper bdu: ripstop blend is cool in the summer, warm in the winter. ankle ties guarantee proper leg opening for any given look. comes in an array of colors and camouflage patterns. button or zipper fly. cheap even when new. symbol of american literal imperialism. big cargo pockets. swishy sound for tactical assertion of spatial embodiment. [redacted] riding is simple and comfortable. very durable.
propper bdu: ripstop blend is cool in the summer, warm in the winter. ankle ties guarantee proper leg opening for any given look. comes in an array of colors and camouflage patterns. button or zipper fly. cheap even when new. symbol of american literal imperialism. big cargo pockets. swishy sound for tactical assertion of spatial embodiment. [redacted] riding is simple and comfortable. very durable.
<<Mein Arm!>> sagt Dart. <<Der Computer hat mein Arm gestohlen!>>


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Re: Legwear
you'd think the "Bottoms" sections would start seeking alternative names, as Bottoms' other sense grows more and more dominant
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Re: Buttwear
there used to be only three pants: black levi's 511s, black acne ace cash, black acne max cash
Re: Buttwear
my hidden character's bdus might be my ideal pant but unfortunately i've gotten to big for their waist to be comfortable. instead i'm embracing the joy of adjustable waistband shorts. also snopants. need to buy more snopants
